Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing soccer, and the third one was caught reading this quote!
Betty Botter bought some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter -
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
Better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
Mother: George, why does your geography exam have a big zero over it?George: It's not a zero, Mum. The teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!
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